just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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