i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
