okay pat passed out under dana's car
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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