I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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