she's into porn, im staying here tonight
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He has the fingertips of a God
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