how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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