We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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