i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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