i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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