I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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