Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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