the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Boobs are out for the taking
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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