you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Damn victory sex feels great
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
