Christians are straight up FREAKS
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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