don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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