her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
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My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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