I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.