it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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