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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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