Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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