Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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