did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I think your dad took our porno
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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