Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
