Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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