Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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