So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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