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My nipple is on Facebook.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
