I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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