what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This is my gift to your gina
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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