? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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