apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Randomize