Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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