I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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