I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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