I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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