The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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