question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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