dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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