I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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