just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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