Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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