their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Couch. On fire.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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