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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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