How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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