so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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