we made out on top of his cat.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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