This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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