im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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