he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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