If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have already put on my inside pants.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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