She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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