fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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