we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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