If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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