Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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