So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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