There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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