Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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