Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
